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The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Spaghedeity, or FSM, is a fatherly sort of deity. He enjoys long walks by the lake, intelligent discussion of varying theories of how humanity and other life forms came to be, and several good glasses of bourbon. He may even drink harder than John Constantine; this has yet to be established. Of course, being a deity, his alcohol tolerance is somewhat different, but, yes.

He loves all of his creations, even if they are from other dimensions. (His Noodly Appendage reaches through such trifling barriers.) He seems to have a special fondness for pirates, perhaps due to their decline in modern times; should he meet one, he will immediately offer a drink, a hearty handshake, or perhaps even a hug, depending on his level of intoxication/if said pirate has breasts. (Sorry to say, the Spaghedeity is a bit of a lech, even while believing that women are equal to men.)

Meeting a Pastafarian wouldn't faze the FSM one bit. He loves his followers, sure, but he will remind them--gently at first, and then more forcefully if necessary--that they are not speshul snowflakes. When he is in Bar, he is just like every other deity. He is okay with this. He likes hanging out with various people and deities from other places, making friends, and learning new things. The Spaghedeity is all about learning and interacting with people in their various forms. But really, he doesn't want special treatment. He just wants to enjoy his alcohol, and to look at the pretty ladies.

The Spaghedeity is not a hard ass. If someone believes in a different deity, that's a-ok by him. He just asks that his followers follow the Eight I Really Rather You Didn'ts, and that they try to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day every September 19th. He understands if they can't, for one reason or another; it's just that Talk Like A Pirate Day warms the center of his saucy meatball heart.

The FSM has decided to take human form in Bar mostly for convienence reasons. It's easier on Bar this way. Also, it helps prevent raving fanboys from coming up and yelling, "HOLEE CARP UR TEH FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTAR LIEK OMG".


The Flying Spaghetti Monster is from The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and is the property of Bobby Henderson/the Pastafarians. He appears here solely for the purpose of role-playing in milliways_bar, from which no profit whatsoever is being made.

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